Real Sweeney Todd Song Titles
Prelude: The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Are you ready to get FUCKED UP?!?!?!??!?!
No Place Like London: Anthony is just trying to help
The Barber And His Wife: I have serious emotional baggage
The Worst Pies In London: This is why business is bad Ft. Popping pussies into pies
Poor Thing: Sob Story Set-Up
My Friends: Just to make sure you know he’s mentally unstable
The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd “Lift Your Razor High”: Are you ready to get FUCKED UP?!??!?!?!??!?!? Part 2
Green Finch And Linnet Bird: Symbolism
Ah, Miss: This again
Johanna: Anthony is precious
Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir: 12 year old roped into a scam and gets harrassed
The Contest: He may not be able to shave, but damn can he sing
The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd “Sweeney Pondered”: He’s gonna kill someone
Wait: Chill the fuck out for 2 seconds
The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd “His Hands Were Quick”: Someone died/is going to die
Johanna Mea Culpa: Maybe Sweeney is in the right
Kiss Me: I may not know who on earth you are but marrying you is better than marrying my adopted father whom is 40 years older than me
Ladies And Their Sensitivities: This barber will NOT kill you
Pretty Women: Anthony ruins yet another murder attempt
Epiphany: Me in middle school to be honest
A Little Priest: Giggling over puns and human pie
God, That’s Good:…..yikes
Johanna(Quartet): Poor girl just wants to not be married to her adopted father let her be
By The Sea: This would be cute if they weren’t killers
Wigmaker Sequence: I am a barber who ISN’T going to kill you
Not While I’m Around: It’s ok, crazy woman baking people into pies, I’ll protect you :) :) Ft. I love Toby
Parlor Songs: What a nice time, everyone’s singing
Final Sequence: YOU GOT FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finale: Fuck
Having heard the original while reading the libretto (nerdnerdnerdnerd), and having watched the best version (the 80′s version with Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Lovett), I can say these synopses are accurate as fuck.
Also HAHAHA love it!! This is so great. =D
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