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Real Sweeney Todd Song Titles

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:43:10 -0400

Prelude: The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Are you ready to get FUCKED UP?!?!?!??!?!

No Place Like London: Anthony is just trying to help

The Barber And His Wife: I have serious emotional baggage

The Worst Pies In London: This is why business is bad Ft. Popping pussies into pies

Poor Thing: Sob Story Set-Up

My Friends: Just to make sure you know he’s mentally unstable

The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd “Lift Your Razor High”: Are you ready to get FUCKED UP?!??!?!?!??!?!? Part 2

Green Finch And Linnet Bird: Symbolism

Ah, Miss: This again

Johanna: Anthony is precious

Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir: 12 year old roped into a scam and gets harrassed

The Contest: He may not be able to shave, but damn can he sing

The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd “Sweeney Pondered”: He’s gonna kill someone

Wait: Chill the fuck out for 2 seconds

The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd “His Hands Were Quick”: Someone died/is going to die

Johanna Mea Culpa: Maybe Sweeney is in the right

Kiss Me: I may not know who on earth you are but marrying you is better than marrying my adopted father whom is 40 years older than me

Ladies And Their Sensitivities: This barber will NOT kill you

Pretty Women: Anthony ruins yet another murder attempt

Epiphany: Me in middle school to be honest

A Little Priest: Giggling over puns and human pie

God, That’s Good:…..yikes

Johanna(Quartet): Poor girl just wants to not be married to her adopted father let her be

By The Sea: This would be cute if they weren’t killers

Wigmaker Sequence: I am a barber who ISN’T going to kill you

Not While I’m Around: It’s ok, crazy woman baking people into pies, I’ll protect you :) :) Ft. I love Toby

Parlor Songs: What a nice time, everyone’s singing

Final Sequence: YOU GOT FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finale: Fuck

Having heard the original while reading the libretto (nerdnerdnerdnerd), and having watched the best version (the 80′s version with Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Lovett), I can say these synopses are accurate as fuck.

Also HAHAHA love it!! This is so great. =D

toksyna-w-arterii:b&w edit

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:24:59 -0400

toksyna-w-arterii:

b&w edit

date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:18:31 -0400

date-a-jew-suggestions:

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

avannteth:@posia‘s Sariella and my gal Melody for Pride Month....

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 03:42:14 -0400

avannteth:

@posia‘s Sariella and my gal Melody for Pride Month. :) It’s an official ship and has been for a while. I hope I get to share their adventures with you guys some day!

wheel-skellington: If we’re mutuals just know that I love you dearly but I will not hold back in...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:28:30 -0400

wheel-skellington:

If we’re mutuals just know that I love you dearly but I will not hold back in combat

lithiumbarbiedoll: SAY IT AS LOUD AS YOU CAN WRITE THIS ON...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:20:17 -0400

lithiumbarbiedoll:

SAY IT AS LOUD AS YOU CAN

WRITE THIS ON EVERYTHING

PUT THIS ON A FUCKING PLAQUE IN EVER LAW OFFICE, MILITARY BASE, AND ORGANIZATIONAL HALLS.

milkchocolateowl: milkchocolateowl: imsoofuckingsad: 30 day free trial of being ok op wheres...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:19:57 -0400

milkchocolateowl:

milkchocolateowl:

imsoofuckingsad:

30 day free trial of being ok

op wheres the link

wheres the link op

elaianna: enigmatic-elegance: Me: I’m going to make a post about nobles in history to create a...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:19:34 -0400

elaianna:

enigmatic-elegance:

Me: I’m going to make a post about nobles in history to create a thought exercise about nobility in WoW and how they overlap!

WrA: “NOBLES ARE THE BEST!” “FUCK NOBLES AND NOBLE RPERS!” “GRRR!” “RAR!”

Me: Oh my..

Grawr

I really tried to find a video compilation of Taliesin saying ‘It was a shit-show, obviously”, but I couldn’t find it XD So this’ll have to do.

It should be queue’d up to the right part XD

olivertrees: raddestbabe: everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:05:56 -0400

olivertrees:

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

sheisrecovering:Some days you just have to create your own...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:54:26 -0400

sheisrecovering:

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine 🌞🧡

Rainbow binding for Pride month!Now I just have to find the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:45:56 -0400

Rainbow binding for Pride month!

Now I just have to find the money for materials to finish it out ^_^

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:42:06 -0400

wilwheaton:um. uh…

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:41:46 -0400

wilwheaton:

um.

uh…

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:14:52 -0400

how to help sick bee!!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:13:52 -0400

memeshitted:

bee-suggest:

equus-mortuus:

bee-suggest:

is bee on ground? is bee not moving much?? is bee tired??? help sick bee!!!

use paper to pick up bee!
slide slowly under little bumbly legs and little bumbly body until bee is fully on paper
bring bee inside to open window or open door!!!
when bee is better, bee will fly out!
make sugar water for bee!
mix two (2) to three (3) tablespoons of sugar (can be normal sugar or organic sugar! no artificial, no diet sweetener, no sweetener, just sugar!!!!! no honey either!!!!!!) with one (1) tablespoon of water! stir until sugar dissolves!!!!

put sugar water on plate or spoon for bee!
give to bee! put bee on clean parts of plate or hold spoon near bee! if bee gets stuck in sugar water, use paper to help them get unstuck!

let bee drink and rest!!!!!

can put a bowl / plate / container of sugar water outside for other bees!!!!! use same two to one (2:1) or three to one (3:1) ratio for mix!!!!!

I tried this but the bee wouldn’t drink the sugarwater. Then I had the brilliant idea “Flowers” so I went out and picked some wildflowers and placed them near it. It didn’t have much energy, but it was able to crawl into one and start drinking the nectar. After sitting on the flower and chilling for a bit, it had the energy from the nectar to fly away.

!!!!! more idea for helping bee friens!

Reblog no matter what. Always. This is vital information and if you dare not to reblog because “it doesn’t fit with my blog” I will track you down and choke you with a flower until you do reblog as a plead for mercy. Don’t fuck with the bees fucktard.

LOVE THE BEE BABS

netherstray: acquaintedwithrask: I will kill Blizzard with my...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:44:28 -0400

netherstray:

acquaintedwithrask:

I will kill Blizzard with my own hands

*wakes up from dark souls bender* what the fuck

New project: Learn bookbinding to make fun presents for...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:33:36 -0400

New project: Learn bookbinding to make fun presents for friends.

Wondering about doing these for sale. Am wondering how many people would like something like this, enough to purchase hand made blank books. Not just talking about putting a fancy cover on something pre-made, but cutting my own covers, signatures, binding it all together by hand, and decorating the covers.

rabbrakha: I pray your pain eases soon. I pray you are blessed with warmth and comfort. I pray you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:32:30 -0400

rabbrakha:

I pray your pain eases soon. I pray you are blessed with warmth and comfort. I pray you are blessed with all that you desire and more. I pray that you find opportunities for yourself and conquer them with confidence and laughter. I pray you find contentment in the little things and learn to be independent. I pray you learn to love your solitude. I pray you reach a point in life where you are happy with yourself and your surroundings. I pray for you and yours.

rosescentimental:church of satan throwing shade

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:15:38 -0400

rosescentimental:

church of satan throwing shade

khadorek: scarletlioness: miszbehave: it be like that LOL. ))...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:46:31 -0400

khadorek:

scarletlioness:

miszbehave:

it be like that

LOL. ))

Khad in a nutshell